George Carlin's Solution to Save Gasoline

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George Carlin's Solution to Save Gasoline

Bush wants us to cut the amount of gas we use. The best way to stop using so
much gas is to deport 11 million illegal immigrants! That would be 11 million
less people using our gas. The price of gas would come down.

Bring our troops home from Iraq to guard the border. When they catch an
illegal immigrant crossing the border, hand him a canteen, rifle and some ammo and
ship him to Iraq . Tell him if he wants to come to America then he must serve
a tour in the military. Give him a soldier's pay while he's there and tax him
on it. After his tour, he will be allowed to become a citizen since he
defended this country. He will also be registered to be taxed and be a legal patriot.
This option will probably deter illegal immigration and provide a solution
for the troops in Iraq and the aliens trying to make a better life for
themselves. If they refuse to serve, ship them to Iraq anyway, without the canteen,
rifle or ammo. Problem solved.

[Will Bridges]

Legalize gambling and tax it, legalize "herb" and tax it, give better tax benefits for buying hybrid cars and tax people who don't need to drive 4-wheel drive cars. Are all better ideas!


Vote for Will Bridges in 2008 and I will attempt to legalize:

1)Gambling
2) "The Kind"
3)Prostitution

With the additional tax dollars I plan on providing and educational system that will out class any soceity presently or in the past!